An Evening With Mah Boo

No, not boo in "that "sense (and I refer to Senior boo, not Junior boo). So I FINALLY get to hang out with CJ after about three months of not seeing him. Everytime we hang out it is an experience filled with raucous laughter. He is truly one of the good people and one of the greatest people I have ever come across in my life. But EVERYTIME we go out people think we are an item....and that is just funny in itself. The last time we hung out we went to Applebees and at one point one of us ordered dessert and the waitress bought it out with two spoons. We just looked at each other and laughed.

So tonight he comes over and he decides we are going to Crazy Buffet, an immensely HUGE Chinese/Japanese buffet place, and very chi-chi. Of course, he lies to me that he has been there before which prompts me to make his ass pay for dinner in return. So I punch him for the lie and the two hosts say "Now now boys, no playing rough or we'll have to punish you." I look around and I swear to God my gaydar went off the hook.

This place is so confusing that it actually requires a touring lecture to understand the process. CJ and I retained none of this inormation. We sit, and Brad our waiter coes over. This is obviosuly his first time because he is so nervous and skittish. It takes him back any time one of us makes a request and he always cricles our table like a vulture.

Shift scene to trip #3 to food and I notice that ALL the waiters are male, only ONE Asian, and they are ALL gay. Oh it gets better. I look around our room and I notice that it is nothing buy guys...and yes...they are gay. I lean over to CJ and tell him this and he looks around and we just bust out laughing. I am the ONLY make friend he hangs out with when this happens and I swear I do nothing to come off as gay. We were being stared down and we just kept laughing our asses off all evening. Thank God he is such a good sport about all this and knows better...ironically.....it REALLY bothers me. And I don;t know why.

But the restaurant did have good food, even if it was a little pricy. I will surely miss my boo when he leaves for England. It just makes me realize that it is time for me to move on. I really need out of here because I am simply not happy anymore.