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Saturday, May 25, 2002

What The...?


So first off....my finger.....yeah, still tingling. It has reduced a lot but I can still feel it underneath my skin. It is annoying as shit.


I had a WEIRD dream this morning. I Was hanging out with my friends in some hotel lobby and we had just auditioned for a show (don;t ask). We all plan to go out but i have to go to the bathroom. So i head to one and it's full, so I leave and come back later and just go in. So there are two sets of stalls and two sets of urinals. The first set of stalls are filled, there are people throwing up in the second one. The first set of urinals is filled, the second is empty. I HATE using urinals, but I give up andhead into that section. However, I suffer from pee fright. It;s a nightmare for me to use public bathrooms. I can seek through the cracks in this section and I can see the bottoms of the bathroom stalls and there is like more than one person in one of the stalls and I am thnking: Oh my! And with all these people in here. Out of the corner of my eye I notice a woman walking towards me and I am like: Uh....what the?. Then she just stops and stand next to me and at this point I realize I am being cruised....AND I can;t pee. So I leave to try and find and empty stall and now there are more than one person in EACH stall. The friggin bathroom turns into a bacchinal and people are cruising, sexing, and barfing left and right. I just stand in the middle of the room and scream: Can SOMEONE get out so I can pee! But no response. So I leave and now I am in a friggin airport. I look left and right and I see no bathrooms, I ask a clerk and he says there is one in front of me. About 30 feet away. But I am so exhausted that I don;t even bother. And then I woke up.


I have no FRIGGIN' clue what any of that even means

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