Wet 'N Wild

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

Who knew washing cars could be so much fun. I was awakened at 9 in the morning to go down to Oldsmar to wash some cars as part of a fundraiser for the dance studio. I eventually got my ass out of bed and headed down there, killed some time walking around Wal-Mart (in other words we procrastinated from wasihng cars), and then got to work. I surprisingly had A LOT of fun. I ate lunch at a Sonic Burger, a 50s style drive in fast foodery, and was completely taken it by it. I think it is one of the coolest things. The day could not have ended without a water fight, which indeed it did, and a brutal one. It was EXTREMELY hot out there and I had a ball making fun of those with lower melanin levels than myself. Of course, it was not until after I got home and took a shower, thinking the water was too hot and burning me, and dried off that I realized my ass actually got a wee bit of sun and a burn to match. Not only did I have flip flop tans, but I had a neck tan, t-shirt tan (arms and neck are both red and tender), and my friggin bandana has given me a hat line All VERY attractive. It;s kinda cool tho. I did not know I could get sun like that.