I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!

I am so bored that even sleeping is not interesting to me. I loathe waiting to fall asleep. I am so bored I do sit ups at random moments. I am so bored I am creating a staple chain.

Good god, this must be what living in an asylum is like. Without the padded walls.

Hmmm...wonder if I can duct tape my mattress to the wall...