Kamikaze Orthopteri

Went to bed at 4:30 a.m. (I just cannot get to sleep because I am restless to do something), but set my alarm for 11. Got up, had some breakfast and went to the park to walk/jog. Was great. Sun was out, I got me some sun. Was fun jogging shirtless. Something about it was oddly refreshing (if the image is not). However, this must be the season of grasshoppers because I was pelted by the little buggers of all sizes as I walked on by. They came flying at me, swatting me, resting on me, and being a general nuisance. Had it been dragonflies, I would have been much happier. But I feel god. And I think I actually got burned, which would be something new for me. But I am not sure. Hm....ok. Time to find something to do now. MUST KEEP BUSY!