Oh What A Circus....Oh What A Show

What a night last night....oh my god.

So first of all, the last performances of Sleeping Beauty were endless and poor Jorge had to sit through the evening one, but it was nice of him to show up considering how much he hates that shit. So the Elf wanted to go to dinner with them and stuff, so off we go to Applebees. And from there the evening went haywire. What started off as an innocent comment meant to get things hurried (albeit curtly said coz my pressure was up because of someone else) was taken as dismissive, but thankfully, that tiff did not last for long. It's great having friends were arguments last for all of nothing and are done and forgotten.

So we have 20 minutes to get to The Stepford Wives which we have been trying to see for the last two days. Movie starts out great, point of fact, it was a really good movie. Better than I thought an very Frank Oz-Black Comedy. But then these three middle-aged LOUD, obnoxious, crazy women come in the theatre and come sit in front of us. At one point, I could not take it, so I moved away from my group and sat by myself. These ladies apparently talked throughout the ENTIRE movie and I did hear them once or twice from a distance. So the movie ends and I overhear these women making fun of my friends as we are all walking out and I open my big mouth and respond to a comment she makes, which she mistakes Tony for saying and I have to correct her. Proceed to bedlam, aisle 12 please. Both sides have it out in the lobby, all of us get involved in some way, except David, being the token white male who stands by and watches, every group must have one. Gets to the point where a security gaurd and movie manager get involved, and I thinking it has ended after Jorge empties his lungs of rage and breath, proceed to walk out and realize once I am outside that no one else but David has walked out. Apparently, Tony reached his breaking point and let loose. Those ladies totally pinned him as a trouble maker for no other reason than he was black. We eventually all leave. I have abriged all the funny parts becaue out of context, they arenot as funny. Sufficed to say: You look gay, you dress gay, you smell gay, and you are going into the men's bathroom because you're gay.

Not quite so sure of that one....

The night did not end there, as Tony and I were not tired at all and went out and caused a wee bit of trouble. Espionage is not for us because he runs at the drop of a pin sound and I freeze on spot and would be shot by any gaurd. It has been a while since I cranked someone. I hope you laughed :) It was just innocent fun. Tee hee?

Tonight.....I see the Elf bartend for the first time. Gonna be kind of weird, but very happy and proud of him. He never fails to impress.