Caviar Couples Therapy

I am completely amazed about two things regarding the Amazing Race 5:

1) The competitors had a hard time eating caviar. Maybe it's because I somewhat grew up on caviar and enjoy the taste of it and would ask for it as a kid, especially on flights, but the stuff does NOT taste bad, especially when you squeeze lemon on it, which is what they had plenty of. Yet they chose to eat it plain followed by water/juice chasers, which makes it worse as your stomach gets filled with liquid.

2) In relation to that, I was laughing my ass off at how many of the couples shed tears, got closer, and bonded over the experience. I am sure it was hard for some of them, but compared to everything else they have had to do, eating caviar brought them to their knees. Can you imagine using caviar as a socio-political tool of peace? I say we lock Bush and whatever despot he is erroneously going after at the time and force them to eat 2 kilograms of caviar, cry a little, and make peace. Imagine, no world war at all due to the world-saving caviar. Bush and Chirac? B.F.F. Arafat and Sharon? Playdates. The possibilities are endless I tell you.

On a side note, how about my Armenian peeps Mirna and Charna. Screw those people getting on their cases and calling them evil and annoying. REPRESENT THE MOTHERLAND GIRLS!!