Question 9: My Cat Is A Bitch

I just realized 2 minutes ago more than ever that my female cat is a triflin' heffa bitch who is out to kill me in pursuit of being pet. Every time I walk around she will walk in front of me, slow down, and roll over in front of me or on my feet; thereby tripping me. Or sometimes she will just dart in front and across me; thereby tripping me. She is out to kill me. I love her. She is loving. She doesn't annoy me like my other cat has the preponderance to do. Maybe Tony is right...I'll die and someone will find me being devoured by my cats...while trying to trip me. So the question:

Regarding current or deceased pets. What odd thing(s) do they do?