Overheard at Dinner Tonight

"I had sex last night"

"Oooo, where did you meet him?"

"At a club."

"You little slut! How old was he?"

"He was actually older than me."

"Older than you? What kind of club did you go to? A mortuary?"

Ok...so it was not so much overheard as I said it.

Much laughter was to be had.